I’ve got a case of the “I hate my job but it pays the rent” blues
Talents include being able to fart quietly so that my roommates can’t hear
Don’t tell me not to grab your nipples and then go and hold my hand.
They fucking animated bananas in pajamas. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Being little spoon to someone who is 5’2 is the weirdest thing ever. Knees in the butt
Bitch you love my big spoon